January 2011
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Jan 29th
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Jan 23rd
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Sushi time
at last now i have to decide if i just want sushi or should i get curry as well?
Jan 20th
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Census Job Application
Weirdiest question I found on the application was the question about sexuality. I don’t see how being gay, bi, lesbian or straight has to do with a job where you collect Census forms.
Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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On my way home when this happens.
me: Hmmm I need take some stuff to the dry cleaners on monday.
(car pulls up)
me: Shit car pulled up get ready to beat the shit out of. . . . wait thats my sisters car.
Sister: *winds down the window* Hey how much?
me: GURL YOU COULDN'T AFFORD ME.
Sister: About 50p then?
me: Piss off!
(she drives off)
When I get home I go talk to my mum
me: Your daughter!
mum: What?
me: I said your daughter! she's got a right mouth on her!
mum: why what did she say?
me: She pulls up next to me and opens the window then says "how much?"
mum: *laughs* well how much did you say?
me: ERGH shut up.
Jan 15th
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Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?
jizzmonster: because he was Haydn. AHAHAHAHAH :|
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Never ending Scrabble →
denvermullets: meganegginclegg: lamebot: robotindisguise: Sharpytoe just showed me this link to play a game of Scrabble that never ends. You  basically just play by yourself. There is a leaderboard for most points gained but, the great thing about this is that you don’t have to wait for anyone to make their turn. Best thing ever. life. wasted. good bye life also who ever ruined my...
Jan 12th
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I want sushi
someone come eat sushi with me.
Jan 11th
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the Books: European Tour Dates →
thebooksmusic: Hey All, We’ll be in Germany, Switzerland, Italy, Austria and Denmark in late April/early May, then heading back in July to the UK to Portishead ATP, and likely add dates in Ireland, France and Spain around then. 26.04. BERLIN VOLKSBÜHNE 27.04. LEIPZIG CENTRALTHEATER 28.04. SCHORNDORF… Hngghhhhhhhhhh more of a reason for me to go to Germany soon. Easily one of my...
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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fucktheground asked: Ice
Peaches
Mixed Berries
Pineapple Juice
Milk
Yogurt
Honey
Jan 7th
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Jan 5th
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New Years Eve
It went a little like this. Rushed to get a friend from Euston in London to our friends place in Chiswick. We got there at around 8:30pm. Whilst he was getting ready we started drinking. 2 straight shots of sailor jerry’s and a coke & sailor jerry mixer. Then we set off for new years eve celebrations. 10:30pm: We arrive at a dead but a really lovely looking bar. 11pm: We ditch...
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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